Long live the revolution!
Seems someone's getting their celebrate up by spiking the public supply of grubpunch, and as a result, the invertestuck cast is on their way to a rascally evening of drunkenness.

How it's going down, clown:
1 ☈ Post a blank (or not) comment with your character or threadjack the bejegus out of everyone.
2 ☈ Other people will come by and respond. When they do, they can either roll a number 1-7 or pick the side effect of their heart's desire.
3 ☈ Your companion is now drunk, (alternatively both of you are drunk, or you can both roll for different side effects) according to the following side-effects:


1 ☈ Happy Drunk, also known as the 'Everything is Funny' Drunk. Like the name suggests, you just can't keep these guys down. They laugh at everything, and cannot be angered or saddened.
2 ☈ Angry Drunk, also known as the 'Fighting' Drunk or 'Swearing'. Nothing pleases these guys. The man is out to get them and they are going to make you aware of it. Do anything to piss them off and they might take a swing at you, though, so watch your back!
3 ☈ Cute Drunk, also known as the 'Moe' Drunk. You don't know what it is about this drunk tonight, but they're adorable. They're cute, smiley, maybe a bit tsundere... either way, it's adorable.
4 ☈ Horny Drunk, also known as the 'I Want to Get in Your Pants' Drunk. Even if the person was a virgin beforehand, after one drink they're going to want to get it on. Any type of physical contact from gropes to making out will do, and they'll be incredibly vocal about their desires.
5 ☈ Dead Drunk, also known as the 'Can't Hold Their Liquor' Drunk. Basically, one drink and they're out cold. Feel free to try to wake them up, though.
6 ☈ Morose Drunk, also known as the 'Pessimist' Drunk or 'Cynic' Drunk. This is Eeyore if you ever got him hammered. Nothing goes right for them--even when it does--and the world's a mess! They love complaining, and won't let you get away without telling you their woes or blubbering their technicolor tears into your shirt.
7 ☈ Designated Driver, also known as the 'Sucker'. Sorry, buddy, but no drinks for you tonight. Maybe you just don't drink grubpunch to begin with, but everyone else sure is acting weird...


Feel free to mix up or alter any of the above effects however you desire.
And have fun.
Good luck taking over the troll government.